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cxminho:

-His eyebrow curved upward he offered a small laugh.- What are you implying here, Hyung? To me it sounds as if you’re making a jab at how I’ve only just returned from the gym-

_{[/Sniffs the air, though he pulls back to choke back some laughter.] You know what the air smells like? A pun– [/He can’t hold it back anymore and bursts out in laughter, his eyes lifting into cresents at how godawful the smell and brilliant the pun was.] Besides, your statement doesn’t make any scents–}

cxminho:

Shame. I do love tofu.

_{[/He couldn’t refrain the urge to laugh and the sound bubbled out in its usual sotto beats.] How nice of you to profess your love for me! I could say I love deodorants, but you don’t use that so it’s pointless using a metaphor to profess love.}

cxminho:

THERE ARE FOURTEEN PEOPLE ON MY BLOG.

_{You know who isn’t on your blog? On-ew.}

seoxssi:

“Hello there.”

_{Hello–.. Ah, I apologise. {‘bows his head.} I mistook you for someone else for a brief moment.}

 General | Follow / Reblog | Literate. | Puns beware. | SHINee. 

❝  _{–So, yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food colouring! The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.} ❞

Ba Dump Tsh!

_{Annyeonghaseyo! A lot of you know me as Onew, the leader of SHINee. To some, I’m even Lee Jinki. Either way, I’m the leader of these incredible boys. Have you seen any of them?} 

_{I’m a little lost around here, so some.. company would be really nice? Some YG or maybe JYP company– Okay, so the jokes will stop if I get some reblogs? That would be awesome, thank you! I’ll even sing for friendship, I’m that cheap.}

_{Er, so.. maybe jokes aren’t my forte, but being friendly and making puns are! That’s a large reason my members don’t let me talk, but hey, I’m quality entertainment!}